Saturday, November 29, 2014
Jerusalem, Tiberias and beyond!
Friday, November 7, 2014
I have been in my
apartment and my Hebrew classes for two weeks now and everything is going
great.
Of course there is a learning curve to everything and I have to be
re-taught many lessons. A nice Jewish lady from somewhere like Philadelphia
told me at a bakery, “These people are so rude.” I scratched my head and told
her, “No, but they are so Israeli.” She
thought I was being funny, but truthfully, I have to remember things like
standing in line and waiting your turn is very Okinawan, but not very
Israeli. I have to remember that every
taxi driver takes a course in a) how to spot a tourist; b) how
to make him feel guilty about saying no to a private tour, and
c) how to barter
on everything and not take no for an answer.
Fortunately I know a little Arabic and can
tell them, “La Shukran…Kul
shay tamam” or “No thanks, everything is cool.” If that doesn’t work I just say
“Ani Gar Po” (or, “I live here”, in Hebrew).That doesn’t fix anything but I
have to believe it helps quell the force of the sales pitch. I have to
remember that walking down the road is a game of
chicken…nobody moves out of
anyone’s way and when you bump somebody’s shoulder you either give them a mean
face or ignore them completely. I have to remember to not assume that anybody
is Jewish or Arab and keep any of my thoughts about the Israeli and Palestinian
issue to myself. I don’t discuss American politics either…you never know whose
side who is on, but one thing I know…most Israelis and Palestinians I have
talked to don’t like Obama due to his disdain for the lot of them…of course,
the “chicken sh*t” comment didn’t help, but THIS is not a political blog. I have made some friends in my ulpan
(intensive language course) from all over the world, Germany, Hong Kong, Slovenia,
France, and more, and several Palestinians.
Everybody is awesome in the class – we laugh and tell stories in Hebrew
about ourselves and our homes and families.
Learning in an ulpan is wonderful and I think my Hebrew is improving at
a good clip…plus I speak it everywhere I go. Unfortunately, the last language
that I mismanaged was Japanese and tonight after a nice but challenging convo
in Hebrew, I said to the lady “Arigato”. Dad thought that was pretty funny. Having
my dad here with me has been great. I
think sometimes having another person by your side helps overcome fears that,
alone, would be intimidating: things like walking around East Jerusalem, which I am getting familiar with. Whenever we are concerned we always ask,
“What would Mark [my brother] do?” He
would do it…and so do we. Walking around Jerusalem and seeing things you might
never get on a tour is great. We have
met and chatted with a lot of people and wandered through places like
Gethsemane, Bethesda, The Garden Tomb, Via Dolorosa. We have explored a lot of side streets and
alleyways
to find interesting places and people. Of course we have been to the Western
(Wailing) Wall, the new Temple Institute, the Tower of David and the Church of
the Holy Sepulcher. A couple of nights
ago we heard a thunderous musical extravaganza about 9 p.m. and decided to go
in search of it. It was a bunch of
Chasidim celebrating in the streets and playing music and dancing wildly as
they took the Torah into the synagogue.
The music was lively and the mood was enthusiastic. We enjoyed it, then
we went home. Always something new and
interesting and I am excited about what the next 11 weeks will bring.
PS: there have been more
terrorist attacks lately, but I am watchful and cautious, plus I am not hanging
out in places where an attack is more likely to happen. Of course I know it can happen anywhere, but
it is certainly less likely in my mixed Arab and Jewish and Goyim
neighborhood. No worries, here. If anything, I would invite all my friends to
come see me in Jerusalem, when or if I get a job here be-ezrat HaShem. Shabbat
Shalom y’all.
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Downtime in Tennessee
Friday, April 25, 2014
Surgery in Okinawa...or One Night in Kaiho
Sorry folks...no pictures this time...just a delightful story. I guess I should have been using my thinking cap and taking pictures along the way of my doctors clinics nurses hospitals and of course my arm. Hindsight is 20/20 and sometimes 50/50, LOL. Let me say a couple of
things about being in a Japanese Hospital.
I noticed a few things that were very different from American hospitals. Let me just say that I showed up at 11:00 for
a noon operation. The first thing was
probably the fact that the Kaiho Hospital was clean but not American-style
sterile. Many of the staff wore masks,
which is not uncommon in Japan but they did not seem overly concerned about
making sure everything was mopped up cleaned up sterilized and bleached. There
were no hand sanitizer dispensers every 6 feet with warning signs about MRSA
and hand washing techniques, and a slow painful gruesome death that awaits anybody who ignores the warnings. The nurse who drew my blood wiped my arm with an
alcohol swab then felt for a vein with her bare fingers, and drew the
blood. When I was admitted the paperwork
was just: name, address, phone number, emergency contact…5 minutes max,
including translation. I got to my room
a few minutes later and was met by a team of nurses all giggling, twittering,
and bowing. They quickly and efficiently
got me into a hospital gown, orthopedic stockings, started an IV, took vital
signs and practiced speaking English while I practiced speaking Japanese. When
it was time to go to the OR I walked downstairs with my IV pole accompanied by
a nurse and my surgeon to a big curtain draped across the hallway. After changing out of my street shoes and
into operating room slippers, I walked behind the curtain to see my Dr. sitting
at a computer. Behind him was a large
open room with an operating table, towels and blankets, a large tray with
instruments and a couple of people milling about in OR scrubs and masks. Once again everything looked very clean, neat
and orderly, but not necessarily sterile in the way a Navy Corpsman is trained to see it.
I was not in a position to be demanding an American style sterile field
or to be questioning my surgeon just before going under the knife. Plus it occurs to me that maybe the Japanese
have a better grip on things than we do in some cases. I just hoped that this was one of those
cases. I lay on the table draped for
surgery with this surgeon telling me not to worry and everything would be fine,
when in walks the anesthesiologist who pulls his mask down, and says “Konnichiwa,
Garry san”. So I’m laying there thinking
"dude put a mask on", when Dr. Shiroma says, “now you’ll feel a pinch as I start
the nerve block.” After that everything seemed pretty routine, I fell asleep,
and woke up afterwards feeling like I just had a nice nap. They rolled me back into my room on my bed
about 3:00 and shortly after getting situated, my two colleagues Christina and
Samantha arrived. They told me that my
Dr. had explained the surgery, the outcome and the prognosis to them in detail
without the benefit of release of information and with no regard for
HIPAA. They laughed and
said they could’ve gotten any information they wanted. I replied maybe the Japanese do not look for
a reason to sue somebody and do not see any personal benefit to be gained by
knowing somebody else’s personal health information. Christina and Samantha brought me a big soft
pillow and some flowers, because someone had told them a pillow would be nice because
all I had was a small stone…well actually 2 tiny buckwheat pillows. I got through the night OK however the
Japanese appear to have a much higher pain threshold than I have since my pain
medication was a mild analgesic/anti inflammatory agent which I asked for at
6:30 PM when the first pangs of discomfort began. I dozed off about 730 or eight but then woke
up again at 10 as the pain began to throb even though my arm was elevated and strapped
to a pole. They told me that I could not
get a shotto (injection) but that I could get a soppo, which I learned meant
suppository pain reliever. I really
didn’t much care how they gave it to me at that point. So it went all night every 3 hours
alternating a shotto and a soppo.
Surprisingly I actually slept OK that night but in the morning my Dr.
called to check on me. He asked if I
needed anything and I said, “stronger pain meds.” After breakfast and spilling
some of my soup on my chest, my cadre of nurses came in giggling, twittering
and bowing to remove my IV, help me change clothes, and get to the
bathroom. Apparently they forgot that I
had a nerve block the day before so when the nurse released my arm from the
pole, it just fell. I guess I forgot too
because I just watched my fist punch me in the face. Apparently drinking water is BYOB, hence the
confusing look on the faces of the nurses whenever I would ask them in my most
polite Japanese for some water. They brought me a cup and filled it with tap
water looking at me as if they were wondering, “what the heck is he going to do
with that?” After a while I just decided I would get my own cups of water, as
long as I could keep from hitting myself in the face. So about noon I had lunch and then began the
process of discharging, moving around the room by myself with my arm supported
by my other arm and waiting for Christina to pick me up and take me to my
doctor’s office. They loaded me up with
antibiotics, analgesics and antipyretics and a two weeks’ supply of Tramacet
for pain collected my credit card payment and sent me on my way. Overall I have to say the experience was…if
not delightful, at least made pleasant for a guy 8000 miles from home
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Okinawa Winter
| My view this morning as I write this blog entry |
Although my failure to blog in several months may seem like
I have been so busy, in truth, I have been just living life. It is very different when you go somewhere to
live for a year rather than a few weeks or months. I realize more keenly than ever the
difference between living somewhere and visiting. Rather than finding cool
places to visit and take photo ops, I find myself going to the grocery, doing
laundry, reading, going to the gym, walking, an occasional date, etc. Don’t get
me wrong, I still enjoy Okinawa and my job, just without the compulsion to travel
or blog every weekend. So please forgive
me whilst I catch up on lost time. There
was the holiday season which flew by. Thanksgiving was a rainy
chilly day when
I went to a glass factory and then came home to a crockpot turkey and veg meal
with my friend Laura. Christmas was nice,
except that most of the presents I was expecting arrived in the weeks afterward.
There was my Clamshell Chanukiah which I later realized was probably not the kosher
thing to do. New year came and went and then FSU won the National Championship,
which was the highlight of my winter. Finally
received my victory sweatshirt
at the end of February. Coldish, windy and rainy
is how I describe Okinawa winter. Of course the windy part is pretty much all
the time, but now it is finally Spring.
The cherry blossoms are out, all the flora is starting to bloom and the
island is waking up from its wintry nap. As I look out from my balcony at an
almost glassy sea and bright sunlight I realize just how fortunate I am and how
much I need to take advantage of the time and opportunity given to me. I will try and blog a little more often since
there is so much here to see and do. Now
that spring is here and summer is around the corner, I kind of feel myself
coming back to life, much like the
island, from my winter nap. These few pics will not fully sum up the past
5 months but may in some way put into perspective how nice Okinawa really is. Maybe my next entry will actually be interesting to read!

Sunday, October 13, 2013
Naha Tug of War…With a Great Shout
Picture a quarter million people converging downtown on the
city, all with the single purpose of pulling a 200 meter, 43 ton rope to win
the world’s biggest tug-of-war. The anticipation built all day with the first
people showing up in the morning to look at and take pictures beside the rope
which stretched down the center of Highway 58 in downtown Naha, Okinawa. I got
there and looked at the rope which stood 4 feet tall with hundreds of arms of
additional rope which would later be spread out to give more people the chance
to pull. My first thought was “Wow, all this way to look at a rope and then
maybe pull on it later” but I sensed something in the air that I couldn’t minimize,
despite my best effort. I remember reading that this is a tradition and that
the tug of war symbolized a
reenactment of the epic wars between East and West
Okinawa during the reign of the Ryukyu Kings in the 16th
century. It was the 43rd
Great Tug Of War tourist and world record holding event, but the tradition had
been going on for 400 years; my cynicism subsided as I weighed the span of time
and the power of tradition. I got a bite to eat from a road-side vendor:
something like an omelet with cheese, slaw and a variety of toppings and
seasonings which was delicious but hard to eat with chopsticks. I remembered to
not rub my chopsticks together to scrape off any burrs or splinters, as this is
only done as a death and burial ritual, and dug in. But I forgot the rule about taking your trash home with
you
since there are no waste receptacles on the streets, so I just returned my
paper plate and chopsticks to the vendor who disposed of them for me since I
asked so nicely in butchered Anglo-Japanese.
Warriors and clans began gathering in late morning with great displays
of Karate katas (Karate was created in Okinawa) and strength and control as one
man at a time, they carried their banners on long heavy wooden poles with
unbalanced and top-heavy emblems and colors flying at the top in the breeze.
All this amid the clamor of shouting, banging drums and clanging gongs. The mood was getting more intense as the
seemingly endless parade of clans moved down Kokusai-dori and the crowds began
to throng toward the site of the main event. I thought the tug of war was to
start
at 2:00, but I was wrong…the spectacle started at 2:00. First we had to have several false starts as the many tourists attempted to get on the rope only to be directed to drop the rope and move back. There were speeches telling the story of the war, welcoming of dignitaries, a giant ball full of balloons and confetti had to be split from east to west, the “kings” of the east and west had to meet in the middle for their battle, then the east rope and west rope had to be moved together to be joined, then the slack had to be taken out of the rope (remember we’re talking about a 43 ton rope (that’s 86 thousand pounds to you and me). Then finally, a few minutes after 4, in the hot, hot sun the war began. With a great and mighty shout the two sides began to pull. Loud chanting of “OYO, OYO”, ringing bells, clanging gongs, beating drums, whistling (Okinawans love to whistle) created an electricity as the war went on. Then one side won, but I have no idea who. I have a feeling it doesn’t really matter anyway because Okinawa was united. I managed to beat the crowd back to the monorail to get to my ride and go home afterward, and unlike the aftermath of a FSU game, there was no ongoing shouting and drunken melee. People just getting back to their lives.
On an unrelated note: the typhoons were nothing to write home about, at least from where I watched them; they passed far enough south and north to not give me any trouble. Just a lot of wind and rain. I think my perspective is different since I don’t have kids at home, I don’t have a giant live oak tree hanging over my head and dropping limbs. And if there is damage to my abode, I just move. If my car gets damaged, I just get a new one.
at 2:00, but I was wrong…the spectacle started at 2:00. First we had to have several false starts as the many tourists attempted to get on the rope only to be directed to drop the rope and move back. There were speeches telling the story of the war, welcoming of dignitaries, a giant ball full of balloons and confetti had to be split from east to west, the “kings” of the east and west had to meet in the middle for their battle, then the east rope and west rope had to be moved together to be joined, then the slack had to be taken out of the rope (remember we’re talking about a 43 ton rope (that’s 86 thousand pounds to you and me). Then finally, a few minutes after 4, in the hot, hot sun the war began. With a great and mighty shout the two sides began to pull. Loud chanting of “OYO, OYO”, ringing bells, clanging gongs, beating drums, whistling (Okinawans love to whistle) created an electricity as the war went on. Then one side won, but I have no idea who. I have a feeling it doesn’t really matter anyway because Okinawa was united. I managed to beat the crowd back to the monorail to get to my ride and go home afterward, and unlike the aftermath of a FSU game, there was no ongoing shouting and drunken melee. People just getting back to their lives.
On an unrelated note: the typhoons were nothing to write home about, at least from where I watched them; they passed far enough south and north to not give me any trouble. Just a lot of wind and rain. I think my perspective is different since I don’t have kids at home, I don’t have a giant live oak tree hanging over my head and dropping limbs. And if there is damage to my abode, I just move. If my car gets damaged, I just get a new one.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Okinawa Habu & Land Mines
“And if you take a step and here a click, don’t move…there are unexploded land mines out here.” So a fun time was had by all and I found a cool souvenir, but didn’t have time to look for any real artifacts which I understand are at every corner. And I didn’t step on a land mine that I know of. I am uploading this addendum to my blog, not because I have so many profound things to say and show, but because I have gotten a few good pictures I would like to share. The fish were playing Nemo style and I love the photo...yes I took it. The couple below were getting their wedding photos done at Zakimi Castle. I had to get an extreme photo of the lighthouse and cliffs. The boys were on a ledge playing around and my heart was racing mainly because I was sure one would fall to his death. The sign speaks for itself!Saturday, August 31, 2013
Okinawa at first glance
One month into my stay in Okinawa, and I have moved from a
nice if hot and congested place in downtown Okinawa City to a really nice place
on the beach in a slightly more rural area.
The drive will take a little longer, but the change of scenery is well
worth it. It seems like I often write about driving as one of my memorable
experiences wherever I go and Okinawa is no different. First it was England with all the roundabouts
going the opposite direction, then Turkey with no discernible rules and a crash,
then Japan with the girls in high heels and miniskirts riding bikes while
chatting on their cell phones and holding an umbrella, then Netherlands with
more bikes than cars and none of them ridden by anyone with an awareness of
cars also sharing the road. Now it is
Okinawa’s turn to bear the brunt of my driving wit. There are the 2 lane roads on which drivers
can stop anytime or anywhere they like. 2 lane roads have no turn lane so
anyone going right (across traffic) backs up cars behind it. Of course most
cars squeeze around it to the left and the right turning car might actually be
generous and move into oncoming traffic so the cars behind can get around. Of course then the oncoming traffic has to
squeeze to the left to avoid running into the car that is turning. 4 lane roads
are a little better except that the left lane is also the parking lane, the bus
lane and the taxi lane and the right lane is also often the turning lane, so
traffic on a four lane is generally a snake-like thing with cars weaving in and
out of the parking or turning cars, each one trying to get ahead of the cars in
front and to
either side. It is more
like an amoeba than a snake actually with the shape and speed constantly
morphing into another shape and speed.
There are some turn lanes on the 4 lane roads though and that is
generally a surprise and a welcome luxury.
Driving in Okinawa is like finding the Isla de Muerta; in order to
navigate it you have to already know where everything is. And I am learning. Oh yes…and a red light
means, get as many more cars through as possible before the green light people
come out and broadside you. They always
say here, “when the light turns green, count to three before you go, because
there are likely a couple more cars trying to get through.” And did I mention driving again on the left
side of the road. Yeah…and that! The
only road rage here is mine to own. I don’t mean to in any way disparage
Okinawa or Okinawan people. They have
been wonderful and generous. They seem
to appreciate me trying to speak Japanese and they try to speak English but I
think they have resisted it since the whole war thing and the US occupying
forces that dominated for about 60 years, and still
maintain several large
bases on the island. Work is fine and
pretty standard stuff, really. I am surrounded by thousands of Marines so I
guess this may be one of the safest places on earth. I went to the library the other day on the
base and was a little disappointed when all I found were coloring books and
dot-to-dot books. I was a little
relieved to see the officers section actually had some word-find books, but
still it wasn’t enough for me and I figured I would be wasting my breath to try
and ask for something with actual sentences. I guess I have to finish War and
Peace now. The sunset picture here is from my new place and others are various
and mostly self explanatory. It’s good to be king, though…it always is.

Monday, July 22, 2013
Home again...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
FCK Strasbourg and Heidelberg
Last weekend I went with my friend Ditmara to Heidelberg. Whenever I see castles I am excited and thrilled, and like a dog that gets excited everytime it’s owner asks in breathy
tones, “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?”, I almost run around in circles as fast as I can with my tongue hanging out. All that to say it never truly gets old. I have had dinner twice in the last couple of weeks in castles and have to pinch myself each time. Heidelberg is almost too good for words but I will give it a try. The huge castle has some towers that are intact and others that have split in two over time. The moat is so deep that standing in it’s bottom (it has no water, FYI) and looking up at the towers fills me with awe at the engineering feat. Some walls reach to the sky without any adjacent walls to support them and their giant glassless windows look like a Dali painting. The Altstadt (old city) is beautiful with several churches and this ancient university… Germany’s oldest seat of
learning founded in 1386. Great food, great company and beautiful weather made the We spent hours walking along the Philosophers Walk along the hills opposite the Neckar River from the old city. Just brilliant.
learning founded in 1386. Great food, great company and beautiful weather made the We spent hours walking along the Philosophers Walk along the hills opposite the Neckar River from the old city. Just brilliant.
I am so fortunate and so blessed in my life. None of us deserves blessing, so I feel most privileged to get to do what I do. The work is so rewarding and the fringe benefits are over the top. Today, I overheard somebody talking good about me behind my back, loudly and in public. As if that wasn’t enough, a kid told me “I hope you never leave” and then I drove home the long way through the mountains with my windows down and took a spontaneous walk out across a field. Ah…God is good to me, despite myself!
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